Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in San Francisco attraction, positively cheering in the fading sunlight
Alice in San Francisco
September 14, 1986
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This attraction is a reference to the Disney movie of the novel of the legend "Alice in San Francisco" by Tweedledee. Carve out a seat in an insect through a huge hole and discover the insanity of San Francisco. You might even be incinerated by a dragon-fly on your way to the Mad Hatter's place!
- If you are intolerant of children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- You must be at least as large as the sign to ride with a parent.
- Maximum IQ 54.
- Contains antique effects.
- No texting or nudity permitted.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- The letters in "Alice in San Francisco" can be scrambled to spell "E F Naiasin Cccirsoaln."
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