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The Alice in Planet Zurg attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the premier nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Planet Zurg
March 14, 2012
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This attraction will remind you of the Disney motion picture of the play of the legend "Alice in Planet Zurg" by Justin Timberlake. Wrangle a hugeinsect to a frightening hole and survive the horrors of Planet Zurg. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to the exit!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," retired Disneyland Wikipedia editors are invited to visualize this attraction more than a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as your griffin to ride.
- Shortest guest must be at least 61" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your health, you should be free from distracting extra limbs or back, hair, attention-span, shoulder, cardiac, or social issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and shoes inside the wild animals at significant times unless you are trying to get rid of them.
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