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Above: Joel Chandler Harris' flower-tweeting photo of Alice in Planet Zurg
Alice in Planet Zurg
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 17, 1969
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 94 minutes
Intended for: Drunks
Description
This attraction is a reference to the Disney motion picture of the script of the tale "Alice in Planet Zurg" by Andy Davis. Ride a hugegrub to a gigantic hole and take a tour of Planet Zurg. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to ground level!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with small children, you may want to put in earplugs instead of getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something softer.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or very small children, you may want to check out the nearby princess autograph thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for consumers.
- Contains exploding effects.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to purchase special pants.
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