Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in Paris attraction during a moment of contemplation
Alice in Paris
August 4, 2005
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This attraction is a tribute to the Disney film of the novel of the series "Alice in Paris" by Wendy Darling. Board a caterpillar down a frightening hole and discover the insanity of Paris. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, finger, wrist, clothing, or familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, viewers are required to bring their own princess specticles.
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