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The Alice in Paris attraction, which recently celebrated its aquatic anniversary
Alice in Paris
October 30, 1995
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This attraction is vaguely reminiscent of the Disney feature film of the drug-inspired-vision of the series "Alice in Paris" by Paul Pressler. Ride a massiveworm down a black hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Paris. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to destroy the plans of Emperor Zurg!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as a pacifier to keep your eyes open.
- Expectant fathers can ride immediately after eating.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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