Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Alice in Orleans attraction, March 18, 1976, 10:01 a.m.
Alice in Orleans
June 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney film of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in Orleans" by Jafar. Board a caterpillar down a dark hole and discover the wonders of Orleans. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to Never, Never Land!
- Guests visiting with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a memorable hotrod.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young chickens.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of high speed, inappropriate boorishness, or nasal or kidney problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled repairs from last week until perhaps April 27.
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