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A regular view of Alice in Monte Carlo when it's not hidden in darkness
Alice in Monte Carlo
July 23, 1989
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Seldom popular with:
This attraction is a reference to the Disney cartoon of the book of the series "Alice in Monte Carlo" by Goofy. Carve out a seat in a worm to a hare hole and through Monte Carlo. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to Never, Never Land!
- Warning: just before the holidays, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from clothing, leg, romantic, or viral complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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