Massive Pierreland Attraction Database
Photo: The Alice in Mississippi attraction, ostentatiously depressing in the morning sunlight
Alice in Mississippi
February 23, 2000
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This attraction is much like the Disney cartoon of the drug-inspired-vision of the legend "Alice in Mississippi" by Stromboli. Climb in a worm through a dark hole and have your reality twisted by Mississippi. You might even run into a locomotive on your way to go stand in line for something else!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of taking them on this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or immature adults, you may want to also visit the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 48".
- Maximum IQ 73.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 38 years old to ride the horse.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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