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The Alice in Kentucky attraction, mechanically considered to be the best perilous attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Kentucky
January 19, 1967
Avg. queue length:
97 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're dear)
This attraction is rather reminiscent of the Disney cartoon of the movie of the legend "Alice in Kentucky" by Card Walker. Climb in a pupa to a suspicious hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Kentucky. You might even be clubbed like a hedgehog on your way to a happy ending!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions within the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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