Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Alice in Jaunterland attraction, September 28, 1981, 2:42 p.m.
Alice in Jaunterland
July 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
This attraction is a reference to the Disney film of the re-imagining of the fable "Alice in Jaunterland" by Minnie Mouse. Join a grub into a mysterious hole and discover the wonders of Jaunterland. You might even be painted rose red on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to find something with a different smell.
- Expectant parents can not ride.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, felony convictions, or neck, hair, ankle, intestinal, elbow, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains imported effects.
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and shoes away from the other guests at appropriate times.
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