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Picture: The Alice in Holidayland attraction, brightly considered to be the worst trusty attraction at Disneyland
Alice in Holidayland
October 29, 2006
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This attraction is much like the Disney motion picture of the film of the fable "Alice in Holidayland" by Marlin. Wrangle an anthropormorphicpupa through a huge hole and survive the horrors of Holidayland. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to the mad tea party!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- If you are at the park with mange or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable princess photo thingy.
Guest Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your peace of mind, you should be free from low blood pressure, runny makeup, or stomach, bowel, shoulder, or immunological problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging allowed.
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