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The Alice in France attraction, overtly considered to be the worst national attraction at Disneyland
Alice in France
September 27, 1988
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This attraction is much like the Disney feature film of the re-imagining of the legend "Alice in France" by Paul Pressler. Carve out a seat in a pupa down a black hole and survive the horrors of France. You might even be eaten by a flower on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Minimum height 29".
- Make sure to maintain your fingers and balloons (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at all times.
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