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Above: The Alice in Downtown Disney attraction during construction
Alice in Downtown Disney
March 19, 1994
Avg. queue length:
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This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the play of the story "Alice in Downtown Disney" by Steve Jobs. Join a caterpillar and plummet into a gigantic hole and discover the insanity of Downtown Disney. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to the mad tea party!
- If traveling with a tour group, try not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and pathetic).
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- No running or drinks allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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