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The Alice in Downtown Disney attraction during construction

Above: The Alice in Downtown Disney attraction during construction

Alice in Downtown Disney

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 19, 1994
Duration: 18 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Designed for: Intellectually impaired drunks

Description

This attraction is somewhat reminiscent of the Disney animated feature of the play of the story "Alice in Downtown Disney" by Steve Jobs. Join a caterpillar and plummet into a gigantic hole and discover the insanity of Downtown Disney. You might even roll down some gigantic leaves (proteced by guard rails) on your way to the mad tea party!

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