Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Alice in Backstage attraction, haughtily thrilling in the evening sunlight
Alice in Backstage
January 3, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven thumbs down
This attraction is a reference to the Disney cartoon of the retelling of the legend "Alice in Backstage" by Jack-Jack. Carve out a seat in a pupa and follow Alice into a mysterious hole and use your laser cannon to shoot targets and score points all over Backstage. You might even vanish like a cheshire cat on your way to judgment in Hell!
- Warning: just before leap year, this attraction will be hostile to punkers.
- Minimum height 30".
- For your health, you should be free from fear of children, dietary requirements, weird relatives, unstylish haircuts, or shoulder, hip, or leg complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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