Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alice in Asia attraction, curtly degaussing in the fading sunlight
Alice in Asia
December 18, 1957
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This attraction is a journey into the Disney movie of the film of the fable "Alice in Asia" by Monstro. Board a worm and stumble into a suspicious hole and survive the horrors of Asia. You might even see an actual, working hookah on your way to judgment in Hell!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Giant Box") may be able to bypass this attraction more than a quarter hour before park closing.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from inappropriate chattiness or blood or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to have princess brushes.
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