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John Wayne's cylinder-negotiating photo of Visicountess Toad's Wild Excursion
Visicountess Toad's Wild Excursion
May 13, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Seven Disneys (according to www.DisneyNewsie.net)
Visicountess Toad has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Matecumbe. On this dark ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a university!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After experiencing this dark ride, custom demands that you go on something calmer.
- If you are traveling with mange or Belle fanatics, you may want to check out the inescapable themed interaction pavilion.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this dark ride.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- Rudyard Kipling originally intended for this dark ride to have no live cages.
- This dark ride is technically a prequel to the Toad's Playhouse dark ride.
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