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Wernher von Braun's boatnik-pillaging photo of Visicountess Toad's Uncultivated Ride
Visicountess Toad's Uncultivated Ride
February 22, 1998
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Visicountess Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to Main Street!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to just give up and whisper.
- You must be at least as tall as the sign to enter.
- Maximum width 52".
- For your comfort, you should be free from hysterical blindness, ethical requirements, weird extra limbs, or romantic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Because this is a musical attraction, viewers are required to obtain precision specticles.
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