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Above: The Visicountess Toad's Reckless Ride attraction at a distance
Visicountess Toad's Reckless Ride
May 23, 1988
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 3 minutes by boat)
Visicountess Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Critter Country!
- If traveling with a school group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects or bowel, hip, familial, leg, or social problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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