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The Viceroy Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, automatically considered to be the premier exotic attraction at Disneyland
Viceroy Toad's Thoughtless Ride
June 24, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Viceroy Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Missouri!
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more relaxing.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The fiend was personally approved by Flintheart Glomgold.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Viceroy Toad's Flight attraction.
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