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The Viceroy Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

Above: The Viceroy Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk

Viceroy Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 14, 1972
Duration: 102 seconds
Avg. queue length: 19 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Not targeted at: Hyperactive fanboys


Viceroy Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of a school!

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