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Above: The Uncle Toad's Wild Voyage attraction at park opening
Uncle Toad's Wild Voyage
April 26, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Uncle Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Germany. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Holidayland!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know enjoy this attraction before giving birth.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Because this is a shocking attraction, viewers are required to have princess pants.
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