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Pictured: Lonnie Burr's porthole-waking photo of Uncle Toad's Wild Voyage
Uncle Toad's Wild Voyage
November 12, 1989
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Uncle Toad was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to backstage!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum IQ 116.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- This attraction's scenery actually is hidden under the ground.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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