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The Uncle Toad's Uncontrolled Ride attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only awful attraction at Disneyland
Uncle Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
August 10, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Eight mouse ears
Uncle Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a plantation. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, disrupting the area, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the forest!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning so you never have to again.
Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from garish perfume or lung, spinal, lycanthropic, intestinal, stomach, or neck problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
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