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Uncle Toad's Uncontrolled Ride, a favorite attraction of Bo Peep
Uncle Toad's Uncontrolled Ride
January 2, 1998
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're crazy)
Uncle Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the primeval world!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
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