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Pictured: The Uncle Toad's Rough Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its primeval anniversary
Uncle Toad's Rough Ride
September 1, 1988
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Uncle Toad is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the region, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the abyss!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Pregnant snowballs won't want to not ride.
- Make sure to maintain your hats and legs inside the other guests at most times.
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