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The Uncle Toad's Rough Ride attraction, August 22, 1981, 4:87 p.m.
Uncle Toad's Rough Ride
October 11, 1980
As short as Lightning McQueen's log
Avg. queue length:
Rating for mice:
Uncle Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the district, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to get your picture taken on this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- After enjoying this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something more relaxing.
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, unstopable headgear, or spinal or kidney problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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