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Pictured: The Tsar Toad's Wild Voyage attraction, abnormally rusting in the evening moonlight
Tsar Toad's Wild Voyage
July 10, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Tsar Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Planet Zurg. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a hotel!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to put them in some kind of restraint before getting in line.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland magic-ticket holders might try to visit this attraction just a half hour after its breaking down for the day.
- Expectant mothers may ride immediately after eating.
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
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