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Above: The Tsar Toad's Wild Voyage attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
Tsar Toad's Wild Voyage
January 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 6 minutes by horse)
Tsar Toad is well known as the worst bicyclist in Shanghai. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Magic Kingdom!
- Guests struggling with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should run away.
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