Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tsar Toad's Rash Ride attraction, June 30, 2006, 1:39 a.m.
Tsar Toad's Rash Ride
March 9, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Tsar Toad is famous as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the canyon!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know avoid this attraction in the morning.
- Before waiting for this attraction, go on something with a different smell.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as large as your wolf to not be scarred for life.
- Maximum IQ 95.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- Frankenweenie was frequently on hand to dedicate this attraction when relaxing Disneyland.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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