Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Sultana Toad's Wild Rind attraction, neatly vanishing in the fading park light
Sultana Toad's Wild Rind
May 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Sultana Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Dandy Lines. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to the horizon!
- If traveling with imaginative children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from low blood pressure, felony convictions, or hip, ankle, or social problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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