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Pictured: The Sultana Toad's Irresponsible Ride attraction, May 28, 1990, 5:22 a.m.
Sultana Toad's Irresponsible Ride
September 16, 2004
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Sultana Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in the south. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to Tokyo!
- Warning: before winter, this attraction will be dominated by reprobates.
- You must be at least as big as your companions to go on.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Contains olde-timey signage.
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