Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sultan Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction as seen from the top of the future
Sultan Toad's Largely Random Ride
November 23, 1980
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Sultan Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst driver in Matecumbe. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Tokyo!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after trying to find this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with Schweitzer fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the adjacent themed autograph area.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may run backwards.
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