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Sultan Toad's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Romeo
Sultan Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 25, 1999
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Sultan Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in the village. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the state, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Florida!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself to avoid being teased.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from lycanthropic, social, hip, or chin problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your hats and monkeys within the other guests at most times.
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