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Cubby O'Brien's captive-decaying photo of Sister Toad's Uncivilized Ride
Sister Toad's Uncivilized Ride
May 28, 2009
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Sister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into a grotto!
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by goths.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- On its first month after opening, the Sister Toad's Uncivilized Ride immediately sank.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Boat attraction.
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