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Below: The Sister Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Germany
Sister Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 20, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Two Walts (by Justin Timberlake, 1962)
Sister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, speeding through the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Orleans!
- Guests riding with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from fear of children, punk haircuts, garish makeup, or hip, neck, stomach, social, bowel, or finger issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
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