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The Sister Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during refurbishment
Sister Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nine thumbs down
Sister Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst speller in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Burbank!
- If you are allergic to children, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Because this is a mischievous attraction, guests are required to wear custom specticles.
- Managers have written a secret book in which is listed the descriptions of all the cast members who have worked on this attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Toad's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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