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Above: Lillian's dragon-rumbling photo of Sir Toad's Wild Excursion
Sir Toad's Wild Excursion
May 20, 2006
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Sir Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in the Caribbean. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Toyland!
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- After riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to look for something more magical.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland bloggers are able to find this attraction less than a moment prior to park opening.
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