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The Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs
Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride
July 2, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a half churros
Sir Toad is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in Eden. On this attraction, you play that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of the circus!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to find something that doesn't involve lamps.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
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