Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at park closing
Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride
September 5, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Sir Toad is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the state, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into the wilderness!
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
Policies and Warnings
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and whirligigs away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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