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The Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, laterally winning in the fading moonlight

The Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, laterally winning in the fading moonlight

Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 31, 2013
Duration: Intolerably short
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph

Description

Sir Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the United States!

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