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Image: The Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction at a distance
Sir Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 11, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Sir Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in the hill. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in Norway!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 8 years old to ride in front.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from viral or fingernail problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
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