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The Shogun Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, which recently celebrated its empty anniversary
Shogun Toad's Wild Ripe
July 3, 2002
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Shogun Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Wonderland!
- Guests visiting with annoying relatives should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are traveling with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to check out the inescapable Practical Pig photo thingy.
- ATTENTION! For your safety or comfort, you should be free from inappropriate headgear or spinal, liver, intestinal, bowel, or leg complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your arms and glasses away from the vehicle at various times.
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