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Pictured: Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Tony Baxter
Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 30, 2005
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Five and a half guests
Sheriff Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- Warning: immature children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
- If you are visiting with children or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess photo place.
- Pregnant folks should not ride.
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