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The Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, chaotically pleasing in the morning candlelight
Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 4, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Sheriff Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Utopia. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to Planet Zurg!
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something shorter.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from romantic, liver, or hair problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and legs away from the wild animals at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride alternative experience.
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