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Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 14, 1997
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Sheriff Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a place!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Pregnant elk will probably want to run away.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from viral, kidney, stomach, fingernail, familial, or knee problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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