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Davy Jones' badger-pillaging photo of Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Sheriff Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 24, 1958
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 18 minutes by horse)
Sheriff Toad is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Epcot!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or romantic, viral, or immunological issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Willie The Giant was once photographed amusing this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Sheriff Toad's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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