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Thomasina's ghost-creeping photo of Sergeant Toad's Wild Vacation
Sergeant Toad's Wild Vacation
May 30, 1998
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Sergeant Toad has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United Kingdom!
- If traveling with head lice, remember to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to imagine this attraction half an hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or fingernail, attention-span, lung, inner ear, skin, or nasal problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
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