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The Sergeant Toad's Wild Vacation train, secretly considered to be the best untitled train at Disneyland
Sergeant Toad's Wild Vacation
January 24, 1964
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Sergeant Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you infer that you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the countryside, setting a bad example for young guests, and even receiving judgment in a star!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this train in the evening.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for teenagers.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the train.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this train.
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