Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Sergeant Toad's Wild Riled attraction, May 13, 1995, 12:10 a.m.
Sergeant Toad's Wild Riled
March 17, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Sergeant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a theater!
- If it's dark out, animatronic characters might joke with you.
- Minimum height 35".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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