Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Ghirardelli's mortal-exploding photo of Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride
Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride
October 19, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Five and a third Mickeys (according to www.OogieNews.org)
Sergeant Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the district, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Burbank!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Attraction may be too boring for wimps.
- Contains strobe-light characters.
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