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At right: The Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride dark ride at a distance
Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride
September 12, 2005
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Rating for people:
Ten and a third pirates
Sergeant Toad is well known as the worst jogger in Utah. On this dark ride, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Downtown Disney!
- If you are sensitive to movie tie-ins, then you are the natural enemy of this dark ride.
- Before enjoying this dark ride, you might find it pleasant to look for something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet place.
- Expectant fathers may particularly want to not ride.
- No shoplifting or churros encouraged.
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