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A sharp view of Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride when it's bathed in criticism
Sergeant Toad's Perilous Ride
September 14, 1970
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Sergeant Toad was said to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, polluting the air, and even going straight to Main Street!
- Warning: unusually determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from high blood pressure, punk haircuts, or blood, liver, lung, or cardiac complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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