Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during refurbishment
Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride
February 21, 1958
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 11 minutes by boat)
Sergeant Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to a restaurant!
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for supervillains.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should ride.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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