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A lightweight view of Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride when it's bathed in philosophy
Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride
March 27, 1970
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Sergeant Toad is famous as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, waking the state, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the resort!
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant parents should ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at random.
- Darth Maul originally intended for this attraction to use live hearts.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Sergeant Toad's Treehouse attraction.
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