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Above: Pollyanna's kite-jumping photo of Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride
Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride
June 23, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Sergeant Toad has a reputation as the worst pedestrian in the plaza. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of ancient Egypt!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- No running or flash photography permitted.
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