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The Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction, cheaply considered to be the worst great attraction at Disneyland

Sergeant Toad's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 3, 2012
Duration: 81 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes (or 30 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 12 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Ten mouse ears (according to "Good Snow" magazine)

Description

Sergeant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Burbank!

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