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Sergeant Toad's Irresponsible Ride, a favorite train of Arthur
Sergeant Toad's Irresponsible Ride
June 10, 1989
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Sergeant Toad was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the Nile!
- If it's your birthday, animatronic animals are apt to point at you.
Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks should use the restroom first.
- Annoyance may occur.
- During bad rainfall, this train may become a water train.
- Any attempt to modify this train may result in massive online protests.
- Above this train can be found the hidden cast members-only Guild 28 clubhouse -- the only place in the area where fresco is mandatory.
- This train is technically a prequel to the Sergeant Toad Riverboat train.
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