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The Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, vapidly waving in the afternoon sunlight

The Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction, vapidly waving in the afternoon sunlight

Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 22, 2000
Duration: Tediously brief
Avg. queue length: 86 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Rating for patients in comas: Nine mouse ears

Description

Sergeant Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Epcot. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the old west!

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