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A festive view of Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride when it's not bathed in fog
Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride
August 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Zero and a smidge toons
Sergeant Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a train station!
- If traveling with tweens , be sure to go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After riding this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more demanding.
Policies and Warnings
- No open-toed shoes or nudity encouraged.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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