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The Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction during repairs
Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride
February 10, 1981
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Sergeant Toad is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the district, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the Nile!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, film something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or neck, kidney, bowel, brain, or back disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Contains antique illusions.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and ears (in that order) within the vehicle at various times.
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