Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride, a favorite attraction of Tinker Bell
Sergeant Toad's Hazardous Ride
March 11, 2003
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're perfect)
Sergeant Toad was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, upsetting the township, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into a grotto!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you'll want to experience something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents won't want to not ride.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
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