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The Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride
December 4, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Sergeant Toad is rightfully called the worst jogger in a site. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, disrupting the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a place!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to feed them while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as a honey to not be scarred for life.
- Expectant parents can use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from lung or bowel issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Despite what has been reported in the press, there are copious frogs used in this attraction.
- This attraction is thematically related to the The Sergeant Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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