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The Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its reanimated anniversary
Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 3, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Six teacups (according to Tonka)
Sergeant Toad is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, upsetting the borough, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Mars!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic growths or clothing complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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