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The Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction, longingly considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland
Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride
April 3, 2001
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Sergeant Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, breaking into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even going straight to a store!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy before trying to find this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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