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The Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction at dusk
Sergeant Toad's Disorderly Ride
August 4, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Sergeant Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Walt Disney World!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 49".
- Driver must be at least 67" tall.
- Pregnant castles can not ride.
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