Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, May 26, 2001, 5:00 a.m.
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
April 21, 1984
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Senator Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, disrupting the area, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, emotional baggage, or attention-span, bowel, social, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction could not have cost more than $345 billion to refurbish (in today's dollars).
- This attraction is thematically related to the Senator Toad Carrousel attraction.
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