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The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during repairs
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 19, 1981
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 19 minutes by pretending you're fun)
Senator Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a canyon!
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 31".
- Expectant mothers can avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, philosophical restrictions, or cardiac, elbow, nasal, brain, hair, or wrist disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Annual passholders may try to look cool by reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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