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At right: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, August 18, 1959, 7:01 p.m.
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
November 23, 1992
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Senator Toad is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Hong Kong!
- Warning: massively Disney-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Expectant fathers should use the restroom first.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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