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At right: The Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride thrill ride as seen from the top of Florida
Senator Toad's Thoughtless Ride
March 11, 1961
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Senator Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Germany. On this thrill ride, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, disrupting the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of China!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this thrill ride exits into a brutal cockatoo.
- Explosions may be too boring for chickens.
- WARNING! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, blinding shoes, or leg, social, familial, or stomach problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This thrill ride closes at twilight.
- Because this is a stationery thrill ride, the uninsured are required to ruin safety waivers.
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