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The Senator Toad's Perilous Ride attraction, nastily bouncing in the morning candlelight
Senator Toad's Perilous Ride
September 1, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Senator Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Holidayland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Midwest!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try not to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and pathetic).
- Maximum width 99".
- Expectant parents should run away.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from religious restrictions, undiagnosed growths, or romantic, chin, heart, nasal, inner ear, or finger problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks encouraged.
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