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The Senator Toad's Hazardous Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Senator Toad's Hazardous Ride
April 1, 1959
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Senator Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in the United States!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before telling them that this attraction exists.
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