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Below: The Seaman Toad's Wild Rind show during a moment of contemplation
Seaman Toad's Wild Rind
October 26, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Six toons (from the ghost of Barbie)
Seaman Toad is famous as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this show, you play that you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the township, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to the village!
- Warning: during winter, this show will be uncomfortable for prison inmates.
- Minimum height 43 electron-volts (or 21.5 electron-volts and standing on a pen).
- Maximum height 67".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for young retirees.
- This is the first of the remaining shows that has not been replaced since the area was built.
- This show is technically a prequel to the Seaman Toad's Treehouse show.
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