Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Seaman Toad's Wild Rind attraction at first light
Seaman Toad's Wild Rind
January 17, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Seaman Toad is reported to be the worst speller in a town. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to a location!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to go on this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 87.
- Expectant fathers can send their children on alone.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from moral issues or clothing, finger, skin, back, or hair problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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