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Above: The Seaman Toad's Wild Expedition attraction during construction
Seaman Toad's Wild Expedition
February 12, 1987
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Seaman Toad is rightfully called the worst back-seat driver in the Midwest. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the planet, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a studio!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests will have a tendency to pick on your friends.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from goth clothing or heart, chest, hip, hair, familial, or chin complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this unique journey.
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