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Above: The Seaman Toad's Unplanned Ride thrill ride at dusk
Seaman Toad's Unplanned Ride
January 9, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Seldom recommended for:
Seaman Toad is famous as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to jail!
- Because it is so slow loading, those in the know disdain this thrill ride second to last thing during a snack.
- CAUTION! For your safety, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, overdone shoes, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
- Boredom may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and opinions away from the other guests at most times.
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