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The Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at dusk
Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 10, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Two reviews (according to "The Kitten" discussion forum)
Seaman Toad is well known as the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, waking the immediate area, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in England!
- Warning: over-stimulated children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are visiting with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable character photo thingy.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum width 72".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to not ride.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from sea sickness, undiagnosed growths, or lycanthropic, lung, romantic, or viral problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
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