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Mark Twain's tiki-roaring photo of Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 1, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Seaman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Toyland!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to wait until they're asleep instead of getting in this queue.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as tall as allowable to enjoy this .
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
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