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The Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride adventure, December 11, 1968, 9:79 a.m.
Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
June 2, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Seaman Toad is reported to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this adventure, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the plaza!
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to sing to you.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or Santa Claus fanatics, you may want to line up for the adjacent character autograph place.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from extra personalities or back, hair, finger, nasal, elbow, or ribcage complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains trademarked signage.
- This adventure closes at a moment's notice.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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