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The Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride experience, chaotically considered to be the only surreal experience at Disneyland

The Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride experience, chaotically considered to be the only surreal experience at Disneyland

Seaman Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Experience
Opening date: September 8, 1968
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 10 minutes (or 39 minutes in metric)

Description

Seaman Toad was said to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into an inn!

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