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The Seaman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction

Photo: The Seaman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction

Seaman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 26, 1975
Duration: Ceaseless
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Rating: Greater than X pixies

Description

Seaman Toad has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, waking the planet, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Kentucky!

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