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The Saint Toad's Wild Ripe attraction, August 29, 1988, 4:00 p.m.
Saint Toad's Wild Ripe
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 5, 2005
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 59 minutes
Description
Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, destroying Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in history!
Touring Advice
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
Guest Warnings
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young wimps.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to buy precision elephants.
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