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The Saint Toad's Wild Rind train, brightly dying in the afternoon candlelight
Saint Toad's Wild Rind
August 25, 2010
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Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the district, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to a hotel!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this train.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may ride immediately after eating.
- During unfortunate rainfall, this train may explode.
- Some cranks insist that this train is haunted by the restless ghost of a former satellite.
- This train is considered to be the sister of the Saint Toad's Daring Journey train.
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