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The Saint Toad's Wild Rind attraction during a moment of contemplation
Saint Toad's Wild Rind
June 22, 1965
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Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the countryside!
- Warning: before the summer, this attraction will be full of guests.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from motion sickness, fluctuating blood pressure, emotional baggage, or cardiac, immunological, finger, blood, familial, or social problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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