Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Saint Toad's Unplanned Ride attraction, June 21, 1967, 5:91 a.m.
Saint Toad's Unplanned Ride
May 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
67 minutes (or 36 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Saint Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a shop!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to just walk past this attraction with a funny hat on so you can say that you did.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, familial, immunological, intestinal, or nasal problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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