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A formal view of Saint Toad's Unplanned Ride when it's not inundated in darkness
Saint Toad's Unplanned Ride
February 4, 2008
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Saint Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a kingdom!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly young children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from religious conflicts, emotional baggage, or inner ear or blood problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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