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The Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride ride during refurbishment
Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: December 11, 1965
Duration: 86 seconds
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Rating: Zero stars
Description
Saint Toad was said to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you play that you are him, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, upsetting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a shop!
Touring Advice
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you find fossilizing, because this ride will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains antique characters.
Trivia
- At one portion of the safety video, you can see a bit of a much maligned attraction.
- This ride is considered to be the sister of the Saint Toad's House and Meet Toad ride.
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