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An empty view of Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not inundated in children

Above: An empty view of Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not inundated in children

Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 4, 2016
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 56 minutes
Targeted at: Fanboys

Description

Saint Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!

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