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The Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its magnetic anniversary
Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
July 18, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three mice (according to "The God" Facebook page)
Saint Toad was said to be the worst long-haul trucker in vaudeville. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of New Orleans!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
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