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Picture: The Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, August 19, 1997, 5:68 a.m.
Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 16, 1966
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Saint Toad was said to be the worst driver in Epcot. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in ancient Egypt!
- Warning: during the summer, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- Attraction may be too startling for teenagers.
- The top of Saint Toad's Meticulously Polite Ride can be spotted from as far away as Rainbow Ridge.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Pirate's Lair on Saint Toad Island attraction.
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